I'm talking about Sheldon Cooper. I can't tell you which part of his geekiness I'm most drawn to, but I swear I love him. And I decided if one day Sheldon Cooper (not the actor, the character Sheldon Cooper) asked me out, I'd probably consider leaving the boyfriend. And I decided to inform said boyfriend.
Me : Can I ask you something?
Bf : Would it change anything if I said "no"?
Me : No, not really. Say, if one day Sheldon Cooper comes by and tells me he wants to go out with me, would you agree? I mean, would you lend me to him?
Bf : :( [Finishes video chat] What do you mean by "lend"? You're not an object. And all this is starting very well. We're not even married yet, and we haven't even moved in together yet either, and you already want to go looking elsewhere.
Me : [Reinitiates video] Honey, I'm sorry, but the guy's asexual. He doesn't even know how to hug. I bet he would just use me to do an experiment and that would be it. It's for everyone's well being.
Bf : [Unhappy face]
Me : I love you.
Bf : That's easy. And well, I am kind of geeky too, I *DO* play Treasure Isle every day.
Oh, yeah. Well, I guess I'll have to settle with my own nerdy boyfriend.
OH MY GOD WHAT IS IT WITH YOU PEOPLE.
ReplyDelete1. My best friend IS Sheldon.
2. Before you say anything, no you cannot have him, he has a long-distance girlfriend who he keeps in touch with his macbook, iPhone 4 and iPad.
But but buuuut! I want a Sheldon *cries*
ReplyDeleteI need an ultra-geeky friend and an ultra-gay friend. Why is it so hard?